Hello, internet! I was supposed to do the big ole review a book thing today but the inspiration juices weren't flowing, and the rule - by which I mean, my personal rule - is: give the people of the internet top-notch quality or don't bother because you will bring dishonour on all people and things related to your person. So this is my attempt at "quality". Don't get too excited. Also, this is going to read as a novel in its own right, but I promise it's worth it. At least I hope so.
Dear people of internet, today my question for you is: